Economic blues? Go orange!

Dear Mr. Secretary of the Treasury,

If your financial skills are as good as your tie-picking skills, then you've made a fan of me (IRS problems be damned!) Maybe with all the money you saved by cheating on your taxes you had just enough extra scratch to invest (wisely I might add) in that uber-tie pictured above. Deficits can be scary, but safety-orange is just the thing to calm the masses.

But let's be realistic, that tie has been all over every news outlet for days now—you can't wear it again. There's only one thing to do—roll that baby up and send it to me! Carefully though, we all know how hard it is to get wrinkles out of fine silk. I think this is an economic plan we can all get behind!

Give Obama a kiss from me!

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